A RUN FOR OUR LIVES

I drank several glasses of strong tea that were labeled ‘proceed with caution’ – I tapped my fingers and clicked my tongue. I fashioned myself an outfit made from dusty doilies and called it a day. My heart began to expand from the inside, with my chest tightening, I knew it would soon explode. I […]

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CAMARADERIE IN THE FACE OF THE OPPRESSOR

At approximately 1700 hours, on the date of December 8th, 2014, I was held at knife point by my oppressors and I had reached my breaking point. I was being held captive at a station where money and “points” were being exchanged for goods and nourishment. I, a veteran of such official missions, have been […]

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Opportunity Knocks, but Doors Don’t Open by Themselves

(Unless they’re those fancy automatic sliding doors but that’s not the point, really…) In today’s economy, everybody’s pinching their pennies and looking for solutions. It’s quite the hustle and ya’ve gotta do what ya’ve gotta do! Thankfully, we are fortunate to live in a society filled with so many philosophical voices (i.e. Rihanna, Ms. Couric) […]

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Blizzard Nemo 2013

“Poppin’ bottles in the ice (in the ice) Like a blizzard (like a blizzard) When we drink we do it right Gettin’ slizzard Sippin’ sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) Like Three 6 (Three 6) Now I’m feelin’ so fly Like a G6…” “Booty Bounce” by Dev Well actually, it was just time to […]

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