Ol’ Bat & Teenybopper Play Poker (I Watch)

“I suppose it has been awhile since we last played a good ol’ game ah poker…” said Ol’ Bat, acknowledging the teenybopper in the room. The teenybopper was obviously distressed and wanted to talk about a ghost prince that would never come but even she could recognize what an old tune that was getting to […]

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BAD NEWS FOR SMARTIES (and fans alike)

This just in via the 6 o’clock news, kids are smoking Smarties. Yep, those relics of yesteryear that were once the embodiment of happy childhood memories have been corrupted…And I blame you Candy Cigarettes and Pixy Stix! Oh, and this ——-> bored kid. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS! Baby Sarah is very […]

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