SEQUINED BRAIN

I wanted to repay the favor. Touching my now bandaged temple, I slowly arose from the frondescence beneath me… “Frondescence?” Teenybopper asked skeptically. “Frondescence. Yes, frondescence.” I agreed, dizzily. I looked around me and found no one; my wrists and ankles had become free. Everything or nothing could be at risk if I just got […]

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BANANA LOBOTOMY

I had run out of places to hide in my apartment where Ol’ Bat and Teenybopper wouldn’t find me so I escaped to The Woods in order to find some sort of peace. This would prove a fruitless adventure since they knew me better than I knew myself and could accurately predict my next move […]

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A HISTORY OF LAUGHTER

ONE A co-worker once told me that it took the sickest, dirtiest jokes in order to get me to laugh, to crack a smile. I suppose in a sense she was right. This same co-worker also told me, on an unrelated occasion, that I reminded her of “an old style saloon worker, a Spanish whore” […]

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