My friends are getting hitched and creating offspring. Here’s a bunny bank that I designed for baby. I wish the children of the future the best, like a non-negative account balance.
Stories featured in Infinite Scroll
Just got the latest issue of Infinite Scroll (#4: Time & Money) in the mail today! Many thanks to Will and Tim for featuring a couple of my Lankville stories in this one. Get yours today at http://infinitescroll.bigcartel.com/!
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE IMPORTANCE OF TROPHIES
A PAID ADVERTISING TESTIMONIAL “I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO WIN MORE TROPHIES…” says Dr. Grabkurt, renowned “life” expert. Dr. Grabkurt believes that the trophy is man’s greatest barometer of success. “It is far more important than meaningless academic degrees or life experiences,” the trophy authority notes. “I will teach you how to […]
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OH HEY THERE DID YOU SEE THIS? THANK YOU I LOVE YOU. “Pass the hat over here. You’re probably being bombarded by several good causes in need of your help, scrolling down your newsfeed in a cascading blur of pixels. Well, I’m about to add my own two cents into the […]
GIFTS FOR LITTLE GIRLS
As we all know, my mama is always keen on buying piggy banks for newborn kids in the hopes that their parents will be able to put a little change aside for them as they grow up. This year, she bought blank ones and asked me to decorate them for the newest kids. In my […]
CAMARADERIE IN THE FACE OF THE OPPRESSOR
At approximately 1700 hours, on the date of December 8th, 2014, I was held at knife point by my oppressors and I had reached my breaking point. I was being held captive at a station where money and “points” were being exchanged for goods and nourishment. I, a veteran of such official missions, have been […]
BABY$HAKES (#artstar)
BABY$HAKES (#artstar) I AM BEAUTIFUL AND DELICATE I AM SOFT AND WARM I AM IN CONTROL I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME PEOPLE THROW MONEY AT ME JUST FOR SHOWING UP I CREATE “IMPORTANT WORK” AND EVERYONE “LIKES” MY PICTURES “LIKES” FILL MY HEART WITH GLEE MY MAMA’S NOT CRAZY AND NEITHER […]
