Bunny Bank

My friends are getting hitched and creating offspring. Here’s a bunny bank that I designed for baby. I wish the children of the future the best, like a non-negative account balance.  

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$$$ Look! $$$

        OH HEY THERE DID YOU SEE THIS? THANK YOU I LOVE YOU. “Pass the hat over here. You’re probably being bombarded by several good causes in need of your help, scrolling down your newsfeed in a cascading blur of pixels. Well, I’m about to add my own two cents into the […]

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CAMARADERIE IN THE FACE OF THE OPPRESSOR

At approximately 1700 hours, on the date of December 8th, 2014, I was held at knife point by my oppressors and I had reached my breaking point. I was being held captive at a station where money and “points” were being exchanged for goods and nourishment. I, a veteran of such official missions, have been […]

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BABY$HAKES (#artstar)

BABY$HAKES (#artstar) I AM BEAUTIFUL AND DELICATE I AM SOFT AND WARM I AM IN CONTROL I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME PEOPLE THROW MONEY AT ME JUST FOR SHOWING UP I CREATE “IMPORTANT WORK” AND EVERYONE “LIKES” MY PICTURES “LIKES” FILL MY HEART WITH GLEE MY MAMA’S NOT CRAZY AND NEITHER […]

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Opportunity Knocks, but Doors Don’t Open by Themselves

(Unless they’re those fancy automatic sliding doors but that’s not the point, really…) In today’s economy, everybody’s pinching their pennies and looking for solutions. It’s quite the hustle and ya’ve gotta do what ya’ve gotta do! Thankfully, we are fortunate to live in a society filled with so many philosophical voices (i.e. Rihanna, Ms. Couric) […]

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