Check out my latest article for the Boston Hassle featuring experimental folk singer, Brittle Brian, AKA Victoria Rose and her September 2014 album, “Bony French Cathedrals!”
Flarfy Feelings
Here’s my first time writing a Flarf poem. Let’s see how this goes over in class tonight. Flarf: Lust Ever Fleeting, Love Upholds The only woman pioneered the lone woman. They never quite saw her as an equal… The Girl, (Art’s first punk), continues to inspire people. History has taken a while to catch […]
Selfie Act of 2014
Hello Elsa, I must apologize for not adhering to the Selfie Act of 2014 which mandates that I take multiple photos of myself and send them to you immediately. I’ve been too busy being comfortable amongst the chaos that is Life. But with the new year, comes a new start. I hope these will suffice, […]
PRODUCTIVITY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
In this past quarter we’ve noticed a spike in washing tables, holding strong at 85%. 10% of the time is spent complaining about it, knowing full well that “ya do what ya gotta do,” “it could be worse,” “you’ve got a roof over your head and food in your belly” and “blindly accepting the status […]
Chloe gets a Twitter…
My cat has a Twitter now. I haven’t had much luck with it in the past (ex. hackers making my account post weird porno, overall disgust at the 140 character medium, boredom) so I’m making her do all the work. Look, she’s got free room and board not to mention the all-she-can-eat meals… Anyway, I […]
A New Look
So the past couple of days SARAHSAMWAYS.COM has been doing some remodeling; it was time for a change. The new look is hopefully sleeker and a little more streamlined in order to offer visitors a completely user-friendly experience (i.e. get rid of the clutter and have fun looking around). Construction will continue for the next […]
Little Cages: #2 Signs
*A: “One time when I was on the bus I saw a sign that said, ‘Jesus thinks you’re to die for…’ B: “…And I thought, ‘Oh, that’s clever!’ But, what would you come up with for other organized religions…? Buddha can’t wait to see you again? Brigham Young wishes you and the Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. […]
