Flarfy Feelings

Here’s my first time writing a Flarf poem. Let’s see how this goes over in class tonight.   Flarf: Lust Ever Fleeting, Love Upholds The only woman pioneered the lone woman. They never quite saw her as an equal… The Girl, (Art’s first punk), continues to inspire people. History has taken a while to catch […]

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Selfie Act of 2014

Hello Elsa, I must apologize for not adhering to the Selfie Act of 2014 which mandates that I take multiple photos of myself and send them to you immediately. I’ve been too busy being comfortable amongst the chaos that is Life. But with the new year, comes a new start. I hope these will suffice, […]

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Chloe gets a Twitter…

My cat has a Twitter now. I haven’t had much luck with it in the past (ex. hackers making my account post weird porno, overall disgust at the 140 character medium, boredom) so I’m making her do all the work. Look, she’s got free room and board not to mention the all-she-can-eat meals… Anyway, I […]

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A New Look

So the past couple of days SARAHSAMWAYS.COM has been doing some remodeling; it was time for a change. The new look is hopefully sleeker and a little more streamlined in order to offer visitors a completely user-friendly experience (i.e. get rid of the clutter and have fun looking around). Construction will continue for the next […]

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