I had traveled a great distance without so much as a canteen of water to quench me. I had left The Woods in search of some deep and meaningful solitude. I had left no notes, no smoke signals, said no goodbyes, nor held any shards of glass up towards the sun – I wasn’t sure […]
FORGIVE
“Why must we live so tragically? I mean, what’s the deal?” I asked no one in particular. I looked at my hands. I made a few phone calls that went unanswered. There was a commotion this morning about a missing feline, I think. The suspect was found napping in a warm blanket. But that wasn’t […]
A HISTORY OF LAUGHTER
ONE A co-worker once told me that it took the sickest, dirtiest jokes in order to get me to laugh, to crack a smile. I suppose in a sense she was right. This same co-worker also told me, on an unrelated occasion, that I reminded her of “an old style saloon worker, a Spanish whore” […]
Chloe gets a Twitter…
My cat has a Twitter now. I haven’t had much luck with it in the past (ex. hackers making my account post weird porno, overall disgust at the 140 character medium, boredom) so I’m making her do all the work. Look, she’s got free room and board not to mention the all-she-can-eat meals… Anyway, I […]
Little Cages: #2 Signs
*A: “One time when I was on the bus I saw a sign that said, ‘Jesus thinks you’re to die for…’ B: “…And I thought, ‘Oh, that’s clever!’ But, what would you come up with for other organized religions…? Buddha can’t wait to see you again? Brigham Young wishes you and the Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. […]
Little Cages_comic
So I’ve had a couple of ideas for a comic strip the past few months…It’s a departure from what I usually do but I’ve dabbled in the practice in the past. For some reason I used to struggle with conceptualizing my ideas into the comic strip form which frankly doesn’t make a lick of sense […]
Star Crossed
So I’ve finished watching Futurama on Netflix for the twenty-seventh time recently and have started watching that Zooey Deschanel show New Girl and what should I see a shot of? Could this be downtown Providence where Pine meets Peck St. by Hanley’s Ale House? Cool. Hey, one time I saw Danny DeVito at the RISD Museum and once I […]
Chloe, You’re A Star…
Here are a few crude markups of Chloe and the Rhode Island state flag:
Blizzard Nemo 2013
“Poppin’ bottles in the ice (in the ice) Like a blizzard (like a blizzard) When we drink we do it right Gettin’ slizzard Sippin’ sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) Like Three 6 (Three 6) Now I’m feelin’ so fly Like a G6…” “Booty Bounce” by Dev Well actually, it was just time to […]
