Check out my latest article for the Boston Hassle featuring Hassle Fest 7 performer, Unicorn Hard-On!
Check out my latest blurb for the Boston Hassle featuring Hassle Fest 7 act, Screaming Females!
LANKVILLE TALKS BACK The Lankville Presidential Election is heating up. Incumbent Pondicherry is currently in the lead with Royer and Hadbawnik tied for second. Polls close on Thursday and the winner will be announced on Friday via this publication as well as through our sister pundit, The Boston Hassle. You’ve seen the attack ads, now […]
Check out my latest article for the Boston Hassle featuring experimental folk singer, Brittle Brian, AKA Victoria Rose and her September 2014 album, “Bony French Cathedrals!”
A PAID ADVERTISING TESTIMONIAL “I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO WIN MORE TROPHIES…” says Dr. Grabkurt, renowned “life” expert. Dr. Grabkurt believes that the trophy is man’s greatest barometer of success. “It is far more important than meaningless academic degrees or life experiences,” the trophy authority notes. “I will teach you how to […]
Check out my latest article for the Boston Hassle featuring prolific folk punker The Michael Character. …And whatever you do, don’t call him your “Asian friend.” Read it and then listen to the music immediately after. Many thanks!
An Investigative Report by Zach Keebaugh Paladin Pizza in Central Lankville has been in business since 1972. They operate out of a mean, one-story building nestled in front of a defunct factory. The parking lot is cracked and worn and the sidewalk in front of the door has nearly returned to dirt. The windows are […]