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“She’s having a really hard time right now,” said an unnamed roommate of Dylan’s…

The Lankville Daily News

Sarah Samways, Contributing Female, crying while underwater. Sarah Samways, Contributing Female, crying while underwater.

GIRL SPILLS MILK, CRIES FOR DAYS

Resident “sad girl”, Desdemona Dylan, 19, is reported to have suffered from severe ennui with a touch of a hysteria after spilling a glass of almond milk yesterday morning. Too absorbed in a book of poetry that she was reading, she failed to see where the edge of her kitchen table was and placed the glass down into thin air. Gravity withstanding, the glass shattered onto the hardwood floor and all its contents went to waste. Dylan’s cat got frightened and ran out of the room. Witnesses were on the scene.

“She’s having a really hard time right now,” said an unnamed roommate of Dylan’s, “that was the last of her almond milk until she gets paid from CafHey!, that donut shop that she works at. It’s a big loss.”

Dylan, the sad girl, crying (file photo). Dylan, the sad girl, crying (file photo).

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