This just in via the 6 o’clock news, kids are smoking Smarties. Yep, those relics of yesteryear that were once the embodiment of happy childhood memories have been corrupted…And I blame you Candy Cigarettes and Pixy Stix! Oh, and this ——-> bored kid. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS! Baby Sarah is very disappointed in the youth of today.
BAD NEWS FOR SMARTIES (and fans alike)
January 17, 2014